A PATRON FILLS OUT A LIBRARY CARD APPLICATION FOR THEIR KID AND THEY HAVE TO ASK WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS

librarianproblems:

Submitted by Heather

 

theyreoutofcontrol:

Interviewer: “so where do you see yourself in five years?”
Me: “I’m shaking hands with Dumbledore I’ve won the house cup”

yojesus:

snatchedweaves:

jackballs:

no:

sometimes she’s Kim K sometimes she’s Beyonce…

and sometimes she’s britney

and sometimes she’s lindsay

and sometimes she’s italian pop sensation isabella parigi

lizzy mcguire movie

  1. me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
  2. me driving: say your prayers

There’s nothing like deep breaths after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore stomach for the right reasons.

— Stephen Chbosky (via imtiredofbeingsosad)

islandtyphoon:

the best 12 seconds of the entire high school musical trilogy

luckybambina:

Never
Look
At
Old
Messages
Between
You
And
Someone
You
Used
To
Care
About
EVER

justplainsomething:

totaleclipseofthedick:

I love the bond that forms between students in an awful class

http://25.media.tumblr.com/cc30e79c49bd2ceeb8f4678f24338e12/tumblr_mvlmt4OOZr1robby5o1_500.jpg

snazzypotassium:

muggleborns discovering the room of requirement has an internet cafe room

every muggleborn on campus mysteriously disappearing when not in class

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